ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

gaymish:

I CANNOT WITH THIS

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

erarg:

where is he today: the man who submitted to dirtydisneyconfessions they wanted to fuck the granny bug 200 times

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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offensed:

were gonna

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meladoodle:

IM CACKLING

meladoodle:

IM CACKLING