sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

methdragon:

be there or 

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be there or a rectangle of fat darts with wings will come for you?

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

dicktho:

when you’re shaving your pubes 

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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

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dannerzz:

okay josh

mollywhoaftw:

It’s really hard not to…

mollywhoaftw:

It’s really hard not to…

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway