officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

littleredpartydress:

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he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

denchgang:

vcass:

denchgang:

hello ladies i googled feminism please sleep with me

But do you understand feminism and agree with it?

yes

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.